You know if someone is from Hawaii if.....

	Manang "Laughing", Lielani, Lyn and Nelia		Nelia, Lyn, Manang "Laughing" and Medelyn
Josephine and Our "Lovely Neighbor"	Waikiki from Diamond Head	Tim & Jack atop Pali Lookout	Downtown Honolulu	The Lee Family Chris and Steve, Lyn & Lielani
The Mahoe Family - Mahalo for Everything!
Another Day in Paradise	Gina, Maria, Howell & Cass	Time to Grind!	The Man who single-handedly caught 72 lobsters in one day diving! Location Unknown!	Walt & Gina Mahoe with PinPin & Jack & Jillian

	In case you didn't believe me!  Note the bags full of lobster.	A usual Friday Night Island Style	Good Food / Good Jams
The Aunties take Therese, Dorothy and Mariz out on the town	Gina and her three nieces:  Mariz, Gina, Dorothy and Therese	Aunties and Uncle Nick "refuel" the girls before the next dance	Girls are "topped off" and refueled	Dorothy and Therese take a party barge cruise on K-bay with Uncle Walt
	Mahoe Fishing Trip causes island-wide shortage (as usual), of Big Eye, Goatfish and Parrot Fish

You know if someone is from Hawaii if.....

1. They have a separate circuit breaker for their rice cooker.

2. Only NOW they know that cilantro is the same as Chinese parsley.

3. They measure the water for the rice by the knuckle of their index finger.

4. They know which market sells poi on which days.

5. They know that Char Sung Hut is closed on Tuesday.

6. They can handle shoyu with green mango, li hing gummy bears, raw egg on hot rice and pearl tea (Carnation milk in hot water with sugar),

7. Their refrigerator has half-empty jar of mango chutney from the '95 Punahou Carnival.

8. The condiments at the table are shoyu, ketchup, chili peppeh watah and kimchee. Also, takuwan, Hawaiian salt, slice onion and pickle onion.

9. They go to Maui and their luggage home includes potato chips, manju, cream puffs and guri guri for omiyage.

10. They think the four food groups are starch, Spam, fried food and fruit punch.

11. A balanced meal has three starches: rice, macaroni and bread.

12. They know 101 ways to fix their rubber slippers--50 using tape, 50 using glue and one using a stick to poke the strap back in.

13. They sometimes use their open car door for a dressing room.

14. They wear two different color slippers together and they don't mind.

15. Nice clothes means a T-shirt without puka.

16. They are barefoot in most of their elementary school pictures.

17. They have a slipper tan.

18. Their only suit is a bathing suit.

19. They drive barefoot.

20. They have at least five Hawaiian bracelets.

21. They never ever, under any circumstances wear socks with slippers or an aloha shirt that matches their wife's muumuu.

22. They still call the Blaisdell Center the HIC and it's Sandy's, not Sandy Beach.

23. They say "I going for lawnmower da grass" when they mean "I'm going to mow the lawn."

24. They can understand every word Bu Lai'a says and they know what his name means.

25. They have a sister, cousin, auntie or mom named "Honey Girl" or.....

26. Someone in the family named "Boy", "Tita", "Bruddah", "Sonny", "Bachan", "Taitai", "Popo" or "Vovo".

27. They still chant "Hanaokolele" when a friend or co-worker goofs up.

28. They say, "Shtraight", "Shtreet" and "Shtress".

29. They say "Da kine" and the other person says "Da kine" and they both know what is "Da kine".

30. The "Shaka" and the "Stink eye" are worth a 1,000 words.

31. They're shopping at Epcot Center at Disneyworld and they may say something to their sister and a complete stranger says, "You're from Hawaii, aren't you?"

32. They feel guilty leaving a get-together without helping clean up.

33. The idea of taking something from a heiau is unthinkable.

34. They call everyone older than themselves "Aunty" or "Uncle" and they kiss everyone in greeting and farewell.

35. They let other cars ahead of them on the freeway and they give shaka to everyone who lets them in. (And get mad is someone they let in doesn't say thanks).

36. Their philosophy is "Bumbai".

37. They would rather drag out the compressor and fill that leaking tire every single morning than have it fixed.

38. The only time they honk their horn is once a year during the safety check.

39. If a child needs a home, they give him one. She/He becomes "Hanai".

40. They can live and let live with a smile in their heart.

41. Their male best friend's name is either Wade, Max, Nathan or Melvin.

42. Owns two types of slippers: da "good slippas" and da "buss-up/stay home slippas".

43. Does not understand the concept of North, South, East and West, but instead gives directions as Mauka, Makai, Diamond Head, Ewa and uses landmarks instead of street names.

44. The first thing they look for in the Sunday paper is the Long's ad.

45. They take off their slippahs before going into the house.

46. You ask what year they grad and where they grad from and then you say 'eh you know so and so.

47. When it's done they say "pau!"

48. When something is less than optimal, they call it "junk".